That Gay Jesus

Jesus on a pogo stick

jesus — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:54:47 +0000

Who the hell do you think he is… mother fucking Superman? Of course Jesus would use a pogo as his main source of transportation.

Jesus and He-Man roll a joint

jesus — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:57:01 +0000

It would only make sense that one made up character keep company with another one. I guess they decided to sit around, smoke it up, and talk about how their careers went horribly wrong. My guess is that the man thong lost it’s appeal.

Jesus said pass the ammo

jesus — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:53:26 +0000

Not the sure what the fuck he’s shooting, but if it has a long slender barrel, Jesus is always ready to wrap his hands around it and go to town.

Get that shit outta here

jesus — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:49:40 +0000

After Jesus thoroughly beat the children in a game of basketball, he helped them get undressed and shower.

Jesus with a joint

jesus — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:48:36 +0000

The only way Jesus could deal with all those goddamned Christians and their crazy antics was to smoke to get away from the pain.

Jesus would slap the shit out of you

jesus — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:46:20 +0000

Why the fuck would you question the Jesus? His pimp hand is strong!

Merry Christmas bitches

jesus — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:44:29 +0000

Happy fucking birthday Jesus… and now it’s time for him to get back to work eradicating intelligence in favor of controlling people through religious bullshit. It’s great that there are enough idiots in the world to actually believe in his shit…

Shut the fuck up Jesus

jesus — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:41:27 +0000

No really… could you please shut the fuck up or at least get your fan club to shut the fuck up?

YMCA Jesus

jesus — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:39:12 +0000

I don’t give a damn what anyone says, this is fuckin hilarious! I’m sure there is some fuck bag Christian out there looking at this bitching about how horrible this is… but goddamn… the guy did deserve it… that’s what happens when you talk crazy shit in a time period when homocide was part of daily life.

You don’t fuck with tha Jesus

jesus — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:36:43 +0000

Thank god for this guy looking out for Jeebus!

Gay Jesus Will Survive Video

jesus — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:32:19 +0000

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Gay Jesus will survive……….

Jesus Goes To A Porn Convention

jesus — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:31:22 +0000

Jesus loves porn and so should you!

God is Broke

jesus — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:30:07 +0000

In this pic, we can see that Jesus is begging all of us good people to give money to God. Why does a church need to raise money? Can’t they just pray and God give it all to them? Did God really want that big of a church built? Come on you fuckers….get with the picture of reality. Fuck you and your religion.

Eat A Queer Fetus For Jesus

jesus — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:27:46 +0000

Jesus loves fags doesn’t he? I mean didn’t he preach to love everyone? Geez, I hate Christians who can’t even spread some gay love. Go ahead, spread those butt cheeks in the name of the Lord.